Saturday, January 30, 2010

Smelly kids...oy

I cannot decide what is worse: the body odor or the body spray that tries to mask the body odor?

Of course the NY Times decides to profile why my young students are starting to become obsessed with smelling great.

I think they missed the most important part in my opinion: you won't smell good if you don't shower before you put on this crap.

I hate boys body spray. Wait, I retract that. I hate cheap, overwhelming boys body spray. Axe is the bane of my existence. My kiddos are not allowed to spray it for a few reasons.
A) It stinks.
B) I'm allergic to it
C) It makes them smell like BO and Axe. BOAxe is the grossest scent to hit the 10-14 year old set.

Just imagine a slew of boys traipsing through the hallway...and the scent that follows them. I'm thinking about making a sign that says, "Take a shower." Or inventing a Febreeze spray mist applicator that consistently sprays when students enter my classroom.

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