Ninja?

So many crazy things happened today.

First, two of my funny boys asked to help tutor after school. Its hilarious because they actually help me a lot. I don't have to do as much work when they help...who knew?

One of them told the kiddos: "Don't worry about me. I'm a black ninja." WHAT?

And today, mini-sirloin burger came over to me to ask me a question. He did not have his shirt tucked in. THIS KID gets a referral daily for not having his shirt tucked in. I said, "Mini, why do you not have your shirt tucked in?"

Without thinking, he replied, "Ms. L, I had my shirt tucked in but then I had to untuck it when I sit down because when I sit down with it tucked in it pulls up my boxers and gives me a wedgie."

SHUT UP, MINI. YOU DID NOT JUST TELL YOUR 7th GRADE MATH TEACHER ABOUT YOUR WEDGIE.

I laughed hysterically which is bad because we were all being quiet. And no one else heard him.

But at least I know why you don't tuck your shirt in.