This conversation actually happened.
Eyes: "Ms. L, we totally saw you flirting today."
Me: "Really? With who?"
Eyes: "An older man."
Me: "What older man?"
Smiley: "Yeah, we walked by you at lunch, and you were all, flirting with Mr. B."
Me: "I was?"
Eyes: "Yeah. You turned on your game and were like, duh, duh duh duh...."
Me: "Wait a minute. Did you just tell me I turned on my game and then sang the Eye of the Tiger?"
Eyes: "Come on, Ms. L. You totally had your eye on the tiger."
No comments:
Post a Comment