I teach this.

The Oxford comma is hella important.  Not just because I am pretentious. 

Makes me laugh

Please visit this site asap.

I have been laughing for at least an hour. 

Love it as much as I do. 

Can this be my life?

I laugh

I laughed really hard at this and this. 

I've spent a good ten minutes sitting on my couch laughing.  Just so we're all aware. 

Flowcharts are amazing...

I wish everything had a flowchart like this.

Promises, Promises

Today, one of the funniest kiddos alive, Ninja, was behaving in his normal ninja-like ways. 

But, at least he had a new retort for me when I asked him to stop.

"Ninja, please stop running around."


"But I'm APPRECIATING YOU, Ms. L."  

"Ninja, please sit down."


"I APPRECIATE you, Ms. L."

I had almost forgot that it was Teacher Appreciation Week.  But Ninja didn't.  He appreciates me.  

Apacalypse Cow...

I freaking love John Stewart.

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Yes.  Yes.  Please.

So funny

There are so many that are funny, but let's be honest, equating a patronus with cake may be the best!

Really?

Sometimes I think this:

And can you believe this actually exists? 

Yes, that actually exists.  Found here. 

More funny things

Hilarity here.

Also in these:

Could I work at a school where I could do this?

Best

"Best PSA video ever made starring an aggressive guy in a yellow dinosaur costume hunting pedophiles"

Watch this.  It is hilarious. 


YELLOW DINO: PEDO HUNTER from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

Found it here

Difference Maker

I am so amused right now by this video. 

Maybe I should just go back to the kitchen? 

                   

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Cards

This card may be being sent from your boss soon...

My Head

Conversation actually had with one of my loves:

"Ms. L, does my head look any bigger?"

"Uhhh....no?"

"It feels so full!"

"Do you have a headache?  Do you need to go to the nurse?"

"NO!  It's so full of KNOWLEDGE, Ms. L.  It cannot hold any more." 

If my kids...

if my kids wrote a manifesto, it might look like this.  It wouldn't be as funny though.  And there would be spelling errors.

The punishment should fit the crime

Really had to say these things:

"ADD, please put your noose away."

"ADD, this is the second time I have told you to put away that noose."


"ADD, no matter how funny you think it is, you are not allowed to put that noose on our skeleton." 


Almost died today when:

J was making a bar graph today, and he messed up the intervals.  The bars were too close together and only took up a quarter of the page.  

I said, "J, that looks awful."


He retorted, "YOU look awful."

I ALMOST DIED OF INTERNAL LAUGHTER.  Good job, kid.  That's what I would have said to my friends. 

So I looked at him and said, "Go tell Scary 6th grade teacher what you said.  Maybe she'll send her pterodactyl after you."  

He started crying right there, begging me to not make him go. 

So what did I do?  I sent ADD as his escort to take him to Scary's room and retell the event.  As I laughed on the inside for hours. 

Duh, Winning.

Best cold open in a long time. 

Thanks, Jon Stewart

Thanks, Jon Stewart, for sticking up for us.

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My life

I sent this to my family today, being that it may soon turn into my life.

They were not so amused.  

My life

A gchat that is a metaphor for my life

Unlike a boat being a metaphor for my life (very few people get that reference.  But it is gold, I tell you, pure gold), this gchat conversation is a metaphor for my life.

Him: :) I love you.
Me: No you don't.
Him: i do actually.
Me:  Well, I love you too.  But I had to call X to confirm you weren't dead, and that pisses me off.