Unlike a boat being a metaphor for my life (very few people get that reference. But it is gold, I tell you, pure gold), this gchat conversation is a metaphor for my life.
Him: :) I love you.
Me: No you don't.
Him: i do actually.
Me: Well, I love you too. But I had to call X to confirm you weren't dead, and that pisses me off.
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