During our long, long professional development today, A and I decided to play, "two sentence story." You start, write two sentences, then pass the paper. Then you have them write two sentences, and pass the paper back.
Here is what ensued:
"One day, A turned on the television in his mansion and started to flip the channels. To his surprise, only one channel was available - Fox News.
"Sweet," he said, "Bill O'Reilly will be on soon. What an entertaining idiot."
He watched the commercials for NAMBLA and the NRA, and then the show came back on. Ann Coulter, in a saucy red outfit, was discussing her newest soapbox.
His head began fuming uncontrollably, to the point that he could no longer think rationally. He searched frantically for the remote that he had only a minute ago in an effort to make the television swallow her whole.
He turned off the tv, panting with rage. He ran up to his room, to rid his mind of the conservative filth, and found that Ann's voice was coming out of the speakers of his new computer.
And the story ends because A crumpled up the paper. Apparently, he loathes Coulter that much. I thought it was funny.
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