Stop, drop, and roll

After a brilliant night playing the most difficult trivia game of my life, we walked up and down Mill, basking in the glory of an Arizona night.

Boy: "The last time I was on fire..."
Me: "Wait, you were on fire?"
Boy: "Yeah."
Me: "Didn't you stop, drop, and roll?"
Boy: "Hell no! I ran!"
Me: "How'd that go for you?"
Boy: "Its not like you are thinking clearly when you are on fire. You just want to get the fire out."
Me: "That is why the teach you to stop, drop, and roll."
Boy: "Well next time you get set on fire, we'll see what you do."
Me: "I don't plan on getting set on fire."
Boy: "You just watch. I'm going to jump out of a bush tomorrow and set you on fire. Then, we'll see if you stop, drop, and roll."