Hades and Sea Otters

Things that were said to me today:

"Miss L, if I draw a picture of Hades but put your face on it, would I be in trouble?" (how do you answer that?)

A conversation about science supplies:
A: "We need saucers."
Miss L: "Why?"
A: "For our experiment."
Miss L: "What experiment are you doing where you need saucers? Bring it to me so I can see it."
Kid listening to conversation, in deadpan voice: "We are trying to figure out how much steam can come out of my ears. They need lots...it needs to be spicy."
Miss L: "R, he said SAUCERS, not SALSA."

And of course, while discussing what we had in the classroom:
"Miss L, I want to do this experiment. Look at the picture...I need a Sea Otter."
"Where am I going to get a sea otter?"
"You're the teacher. Find one."