Biographical

I feel like the NY Times is trying to write my biography.

I've been saying this for YEARS.

And yes, I've always hated the phone.  I have been known to drive somewhere and walk inside and ask a question instead of just calling.  (Don't get me started about ordering pizza....)

Obsessed with...

We went shopping today.  It was joyful.

I found this gorgeous black and white striped strapless dress from Ann Taylor:  (this is not me wearing it.  Def a random blogger, but still)

I fueled my obsession with another gorgeous dress from Banana.  (I have no pictures, so my description will have to do)  It's deep purple, one shoulder, with a belt, and a very Grecian feel.  The lady in the dressing room said I "must buy it.  It was made for you." 

And I thought I had found my new clothing obsessions. 

BUT THEN - 

I found a summer cover up that is white with tiny black stripes.  I thought it was a dress to go over a bathing suit, but as my roommate pointed out, it was actually SHORTS.  A grown up onesie.  At Banana Republic.  Garnering as much respect as my Grecian dress.  

My onsie is the most comfortable piece of clothing ever.  My roommate laughed so hard when I tried it on; "You're NEVER going to wear real clothes again, are you?  You're never taking that darn thing off." 

Guess what I'm doing now?  Watching March Madness in my onsie.  :)

My life

This reminds me of my life.

BIlly Madison

I am now officially dumber for watching this video.

May god have mercy on my soul.

Sad face.

Sad face for this.

NY Times is going to start charging for web use. 

Crap.

I either have to start budgeting my money wisely or just give up an addictive habit I've had since my sophomore year of high school. 

Crap.  Crap.  Crap. 

I am disgusted

I am disgusted that educators can act like this.

I am even more disgusted that I WENT TO SCHOOL here. 

I am offended that the school knew about the "inappropriate relationship" he was having with this girl a year earlier and they DID NOTHING. 

I am appalled that, in fact, we sang at his wedding. 

We. sang. at. his. wedding. 

EK teacher charged for sex with student: woodtv.com

Staycation Tuesday and Wednesday

Staycation Tuesday can be summed up in 1 picture:

Suite at Spring Training...why yes we will!

Staycation Wednesday, on the other hand, can be summed up by my favorite blogger:

I had to get my oil changed, go to the post office, you know, stupid adultlike things.